do you ever meet someone and you’re like wow I could write a book about you
(Source: 97chainz, via pizza)
I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza.
cute things to call your girlfriend:
5. 1/2lb butter
7. pour into pan
8. preheat to 375°
"I’ll marry a man who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which."
'I was gonna reblog that but that stupid fucking caption you added is annoying and I'm on mobile so I can't delete it but I'm not encouraging that behavior so I won't reblog it at all' the musical