if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious
do you remember when you were a kid and the doorbell rang you would run and see who it was, now i just run to my room instead
””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“” i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.
you know whats gross
that people w penises are generally v v educated about their bodies as kids like they know exactly whats gonna happen
but like for me i had no idea what vaginal discharge was and when i started getting it in 5th grade i was fucking petrified and i hear so many stories about little girls thinking that theyre dying because no one told them what a period was
idk thats just really fucking shitty that female anatomy is so taboo that we cant even properly educate kids
mirror mirror on the wall. sofa sofa over there. desk desk in that corner. im so glad im getting this home renovation